Aliens in my house

Ok so last night aliens came in my house. I am 100% sure of this because there is no way this happened on its own. I came home from a gathering of friends and when i woke up in the morning my house was covered in alien goo. It was in my bed and on my table and my cat ate some is he going to be ok. The goo is milky white and theres a little on my pants, so I may have been abducted. I think these aliens must be slime based because theres a lot. It smells bad, and im sorry to say a little came out of my penis as I tried to pee this morning. I am traumatized, is there a legal recourse to sue the aliens?
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